{"product_id":"how-to-kidnap-a-fake-date-hardcover","title":"How to Kidnap a Fake Date - Hardcover","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eEffie Campbell\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDiscover a new and deliciously spicy dark romantic comedy, perfect for fans of Brynne Weaver, Navessa Allen and Lauren Biel \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIt's going to be a killer good time...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eSweet Maggie Hamilton comes from a long line of people paid to professionally end lives.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eUnfortunately, Maggie is a family failure.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eAge? Twenty-nine. Kill count? A deeply embarrassing \u003cem\u003ezero\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eSo when her father decides to marry her off to her psychotic ex at thirty to help her take over the family business, Maggie hatches a plan for the world's worst fake relationship to buy some time.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eWhich is where broad-shouldered, bad-tempered, offensively attractive Roman Ellis comes in. Maggie's neighbour, who is about as interested in her as he is in a slow, painful death.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eBut Maggie isn't offering him a choice. With Roman tied to the passenger seat, she's taking him as her plus one to her father's second wedding in the Highlands.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eAll Maggie has to do is survive the week without dying, murdering anyone or letting anyone in a house of professional killers know that her serious long-term boyfriend is actually her hostage.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eUnfortunately for her, Roman isn't going to make it that easy.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePacked with murder, wicked humour and killer spice, this dark romcom is the first in the addictive Killer Kin series.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlease note that this book was previously published as\u003c\/em\u003e The Unwilling Plus One.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTropes: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eFake dating like you've never seen it before\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eNeighbours-to-kidnapping-to-lovers\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eShe abducts first, he falls harder\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eTouch her and die (literally)\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eForced proximity in a house full of killers\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eReaders LOVE Effie Campbell: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e'Funny, sweet, bloody, and spicy. The most bizarrely \u003cstrong\u003eperfect\u003c\/strong\u003e combo!!' \u003cem\u003eReader Review\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e'One of my favourite reads. The spice was \u003cstrong\u003eincredible\u003c\/strong\u003e and \u003cstrong\u003eRoman is SO hot!\u003c\/strong\u003e' \u003cem\u003eReader Review\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e'Oh my GOD this book was feral in the best possible way. Hilarious and \u003cstrong\u003ewildly addictive\u003c\/strong\u003e. It's like dark romance got tossed in a blender with a rom-com and set to maximum chaos. I devoured it.' \u003cem\u003eReader Review\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e'Utterly \u003cstrong\u003eperfect for fans of \u003cem\u003eButcher \u0026amp; Blackbird\u003c\/em\u003e and \u003cem\u003eLights Out\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e.' \u003cem\u003eReader Review\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e'If you love rom-coms with dark humour, forced proximity, and a romance that makes you kick your feet and whisper \"oh no\" every few chapters-this is \u003cstrong\u003ea must read\u003c\/strong\u003e.' \u003cem\u003eReader Review\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e'I was \u003cstrong\u003eimmediately obsessed\u003c\/strong\u003e. I loved this dark rom-com so much.' \u003cem\u003eReader Review\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 250\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.75 x 9 x 6 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e July 30, 2026\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53849457885491,"sku":"9781807437572","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0300\/5595\/6612\/files\/78U6oLvzcC9781807437572.webp?v=1786574102","url":"https:\/\/www.vysn.com\/en-ca\/products\/how-to-kidnap-a-fake-date-hardcover","provider":"VYSN","version":"1.0","type":"link"}