{"product_id":"how-not-to-conjure-a-boyfriend-paperback","title":"How (Not) to Conjure a Boyfriend - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eJordon Greene\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"With equal parts heart and hilarity, Jordon Greene's latest triumph is a quirky, queer ride for anyone who loved \u003cem\u003eWhile You Were Sleeping\u003c\/em\u003e as much as I did.\" \u003cstrong\u003e-Robbie Couch, \u003cem\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/em\u003e bestselling author\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe Feeling of Falling in Love\u003c\/em\u003e meets \u003cem\u003eWhile You Were Sleeping\u003c\/em\u003e in this delightful rom-com about a nonbinary teen kitchen witch finding both family and romance in the least likely of circumstances.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eStanding at the foot of my comatose crush's hospital bed is not how I envisioned becoming Hayden's partner. First I needed to find out if he's even into the theys, then hopefully some flirting, a cute date up in the valley or at Taco Bell, a kiss. The normal cutesy stuff, but this? No! Hayden wasn't supposed to get hurt, especially not a trauma-induced extended nap from slipping on a wet floor at my job. On top of that, one of the nurses told his family we're dating. Sure, it might have been because that's what I told her when I was trying to get to his room to see him...\u003cem\u003ebut it's not true\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe wild part is his family believes it! They really think I'm \u003cem\u003ethe \u003c\/em\u003e Hayden Marcus's short little curly-haired enbyfriend. His partner! With one little lie, now they think he isn't straight, and I'm terrified he actually is.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo now I'm having Thanksgiving with a family I barely know because, as far as they're concerned, I'm \"dating\" their son. I can't tell if this is a sign my love spell worked, or if I royally messed up and I'm being punished. I mean this family is amazing. It's everything I wish I had, and honestly more. But it's all based on a lie.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOh, and as if all of that wasn't bad enough, \u003cem\u003emy comatose crush has an even cuter brother who I think I might be falling for...\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 304\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.76 x 8 x 5.25 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e March 10, 2026\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53147322057011,"sku":"9798988797944","price":24.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0300\/5595\/6612\/files\/7DLgmGzRPJ9798988797944.webp?v=1773878425","url":"https:\/\/www.vysn.com\/en-ca\/products\/how-not-to-conjure-a-boyfriend-paperback","provider":"VYSN","version":"1.0","type":"link"}