{"product_id":"how-not-to-become-a-crotchety-old-man-paperback","title":"How Not to Become a Crotchety Old Man - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eMary McHugh\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA crotchety old man decided to wash his sweatshirt. He threw it in the washing machine and yelled to his wife, \"What setting do I use?\" His wife asked, \"What does it say on the shirt?\" He yelled back, \"University of Texas.\" \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eIf this man sounds like someone you know, chances are he's a crotchety old man! \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWe all have a crotchety old man in our lives. Maybe he's your father, your grandfather, your brother, your husband-or, though you'd never admit it, even you! \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eFrom the author of \u003ci\u003eHow Not to Become a Little Old Lady\u003c\/i\u003e here's the companion, \u003ci\u003eHow Not to Become a Crotchety Old Man\u003c\/i\u003e, a lighthearted celebration of the grumpy old men in your life. Author Mary McHugh's 250 hilarious truths about cranky, crusty old guys who would rather spend days trying to build something rather than read the instructions are coupled with the charming and humorous art of Adrienne Hartman. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eIf he's ever done one of the following things, it's a sure sign you have a crotchety old man on your hands: \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e* Stood in the middle of the kitchen and said, \"Where's the butter?\" \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e* Bought cans of broken cashews because they're cheaper. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e* Yelled at news anchors on television. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e* Cheated on his diet but yelled at his wife when she ate one MandM. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003ePerfect for Father's Day, \u003ci\u003eHow Not to Become a Crotchety Old Man\u003c\/i\u003e is for any man who wants to ensure he doesn't slip into the crotchety zone. It also makes a great gift for that guy in your life who is a crotchety old man but will never believe one line in this book is about him!\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eMary McHugh is a writer and regular contributor to SeniorWomen.com. She is the author of 15 books, including How Not to Become a Little Old Lady. Mary has written for \"Good Housekeeping,\" the \"New York Times,\" and \"Family Circle.\"\u003cbr\u003eOnline: \u003cbr\u003ewww.marymchugh.com\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 138\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.4 x 5.9 x 5.9 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIllustrated:\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e April 01, 2004\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52515237364019,"sku":"9780740739521","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0300\/5595\/6612\/files\/ZWtmemRuaW5kQTZWTkcxVzRGL1hWdz09.webp?v=1760400012","url":"https:\/\/www.vysn.com\/en-ca\/products\/how-not-to-become-a-crotchety-old-man-paperback","provider":"VYSN","version":"1.0","type":"link"}