{"product_id":"hills-ill-probably-lie-down-on-paperback","title":"Hills I'll Probably Lie Down On - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eRachel Toalson\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eChoose your battles.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's sage advice. But most parents, before becoming parents, don't have a clue just how many battles kids will place in front of them with seemingly endless energy to engage. Choose your battles becomes a life-saving measure when one has kids. Knowing when to stand your ground and when to lie down is imperative in the face of such admirable yet aggravating persistence.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom the voice behind the popular Crash Test Parents blog comes a brand new collection of comical essays about the challenges and joys of parenting. With measured wit and eloquence, Rachel exposes the universal challenges of leaving the house with kids, traveling with kids, putting kids to bed, eating with kids, and, largely, daily life lived with kids.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eHills I'll Probably Lie Down On\u003c\/em\u003e includes hilarious and entertaining essays like: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e10 Things You'll Give Up When You Become a Parent\u003cbr\u003e Surprise! We're Doing the Same Thing We Did Last Night!\u003cbr\u003e Why I'm a Parent Who Doesn't Care\u003cbr\u003e Hoarders: Kids Edition\u003cbr\u003e This is Every Family Dinner You've Ever Had\u003cbr\u003e Why Does My Towel Smell Like Butt?\u003cbr\u003e How to Parent: In 39 Confusing Steps\u003cbr\u003e Dear Concerned Reader: Wouldn't You Like to Know\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eand many more.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHailed as \"The Erma Bombeck of a new generation of parents,\" Rachel's fourth full-length book of humor essays in the Crash Test Parents series will cure every parent's reluctance to say: These are the hills we won't die on. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRachel is the wife of one man and the mother of six young boys who daily give her inspiration for comical essays. Her work can often be seen on Huff Post Parents, Scary Mommy, Babble, and Motherly. She lives with all her males in San Antonio, Texas.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 340\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.76 x 8.5 x 5.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e August 14, 2018\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53300690452787,"sku":"9781946193339","price":24.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0300\/5595\/6612\/files\/ur5nYN1Kv9781946193339.webp?v=1777496150","url":"https:\/\/www.vysn.com\/en-ca\/products\/hills-ill-probably-lie-down-on-paperback","provider":"VYSN","version":"1.0","type":"link"}