{"product_id":"grouch-ish-paperback","title":"Grouch-ish - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eL. B. Dunbar\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLet's start here. The twelve days of Christmas are actually after the holiday.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd my dad, being the great guy he is, and the battalion chief of the fire department, signs up one of his rebellious firefighters for a retreat because of his bad behavior.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe guy is a total grouch.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut when he misses the bus for the adult redemption camp, Dad sticks the guy with me for twelve days. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAlone.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo, on the dozen days some mysterious true love-which I have yet to experience-should be bringing me gifts, like French hens and golden rings, I'm in charge of this firebird on our pear farm. Being the city man he is, he doesn't have a clue how to can fruit, mend fences, or milk cows.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut he knows how to kiss . . .\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNot that we should be doing such a thing. Only his silver beard is sexy, and his crooked smile kind of sweet. He has this alpha energy vibrating around his well-honed body but underneath the grumpy exterior is a man lonely for something more in his life, like me.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd instead of gifting each other random birds, leaping lords, and piping pipers, the gift we give one another is time . . . and our bodies.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut what about our hearts?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMaybe true love will strike after all.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA lot can happen in twelve days.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 222\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.47 x 8.5 x 5.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e November 05, 2024\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52572225306931,"sku":"9781956337488","price":23.2,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0300\/5595\/6612\/files\/2xAQT2n7am9781956337488.webp?v=1783041700","url":"https:\/\/www.vysn.com\/en-ca\/products\/grouch-ish-paperback","provider":"VYSN","version":"1.0","type":"link"}