Fuck Off, I'm Still Coloring: Relax with 50 Defiantly Fun Swear Word Coloring Pages - Paperback

by Cider Mill Press (Author)

Don't stop coloring the living shit out of this new stress-relieving, fucking swear word adult coloring book!
With daily stresses like annoying coworkers, red-faced bosses, endless traffic, and whatever shit you have going on at home, sometimes all you need to do is to tell everyone to "fuck the fuck off". Now you can say it in color!

- There are more ways to say "fuck you" than ever with this collection of over 50 satisfyingly inappropriate coloring pages.
- Relieve some stress with easy and beautiful art--that also happens to feature your favorite profanities. Feel the zen wash over you as you color in or outside the lines however you damn well please.
- Take your defiance up a notch with more complex patterns, or take the easy route when you unwind.

No matter what you do, make sure you do whatever the fuck you want!

Author Biography

Dare You Stamp Co. was founded in 1776 when noted Philadelphian Jeremiah Dare was hired by the not-yet-Founding Fathers to print draft copies of the Declaration of Independence. When the documents arrived at Independence Hall, an unfortunate typo read "When in the Curse of human events..." So irate was George Washington that he said, "The foolish and wicked practice of profane cursing and swearing is a vice so mean and low that every person of sense and character detests and despises it." Dare's instinct was to simply reply, "Fuck you." Today, the Editors of Dare You Stamp Company continue to bring you belligerent content as a subset of Cider Mill Press.