{"product_id":"ford-slack-taut-omnibus-hardcover","title":"Ford: Slack Taut Omnibus - Hardcover","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eJa Huss\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eI'm \u003cem\u003enot\u003c\/em\u003e on the run from my \u003cem\u003efeelings\u003c\/em\u003e. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBecause\u003cstrong\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003eI don't \u003cem\u003edo\u003c\/em\u003e feelings.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd it's not that I'm \u003cem\u003erepressing\u003c\/em\u003e my feelings, I just... seriously... don't \u003cem\u003ehave\u003c\/em\u003e feelings.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eUntil now. Apparently.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor the wrong girl.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMy best friend's girl.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo, OK fine.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI'm on the run from the feelings I'm \u003cem\u003enot\u003c\/em\u003e having. Everything is great. I'm getting out of Dodge.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI'm on my way to a new life, and a new job, and no more feelings...and then I run right into another girl.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOnly this girl doesn't belong to anyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShe's stranded.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd broke.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd stuck in a blizzard with me.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo all those ugly, stupid feelings I'm absolutely \u003cem\u003enot\u003c\/em\u003e having need an outlet.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd new girl is into my brand of weird.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShe's super competitive and wants to play games with me.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd we just made a deal that's basically a grown-up version of truth or dare.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI'm in trouble.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBecause maybe... \u003cem\u003epossibly\u003c\/em\u003e... I actually \u003cem\u003edo\u003c\/em\u003e have feelings.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd this girl isn't really stranded and broke, she's just... \u003cem\u003ebroken\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eJust like I am.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAnd if I don't find a way to \u003cem\u003eunbreak\u003c\/em\u003e her--we'll both stay broken forever. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 460\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1.19 x 8.5 x 5.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e March 28, 2020\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52568314413363,"sku":"9781950232321","price":48.02,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0300\/5595\/6612\/files\/W5hIpux6Lj9781950232321.webp?v=1761353623","url":"https:\/\/www.vysn.com\/en-ca\/products\/ford-slack-taut-omnibus-hardcover","provider":"VYSN","version":"1.0","type":"link"}