{"product_id":"distinguished-bumpkin-page-turning-cozy-with-fun-and-fabulous-fur-babies-paperback-1","title":"Distinguished Bumpkin: Page-Turning Cozy With Fun and Fabulous Fur Babies - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eSam Cheever\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eDeer Hollow's new mayor has a past. He portrays himself as a distinguished member of the community. But Joey isn't buying what he's selling. It might have something to do with the dead body draped over his breakfast table.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eLord Acton once said, \"Power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.\"\u003cbr\u003eI wouldn't know. I have no power.\u003cbr\u003eMy name is Joey and I'm an unabashed bumpkin. I live in a quaint and quirky country town named Deer Hollow. We're pretty simple and laid back in the Hollow. But that doesn't mean the occasional murder can't happen here. It's just that when it does, it seems more surprising somehow.\u003cbr\u003eEspecially when a corpse turns up in the mayor's kitchen.\u003cbr\u003e(Psst! If you're keeping track, \u003ci\u003ehe\u003c\/i\u003e does have power.)\u003cbr\u003eBut don't worry, we're on it. By \"we\" I mean me, the Greek deity (my boyfriend Hal), and my sweet Pitbull Caphy. Yeah, I didn't include my snooty Siamese cat, LaLee or our adorable pot-bellied pig Ethel Squeaks. Not because I love them any less. But let's face it, the cat isn't going to get her paws dirty delving into a messy murder, and the pig...well...she tends to hoard all the evidence in her little tent in my kitchen, so...\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 228\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.52 x 8 x 5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e August 22, 2021\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53752170545459,"sku":"9781950331772","price":27.93,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0300\/5595\/6612\/files\/jmCgRakTrc9781950331772_272b9735-27b4-420b-9da3-1a424f33939a.webp?v=1785286268","url":"https:\/\/www.vysn.com\/en-ca\/products\/distinguished-bumpkin-page-turning-cozy-with-fun-and-fabulous-fur-babies-paperback-1","provider":"VYSN","version":"1.0","type":"link"}