{"product_id":"die-happy-499-things-every-guys-gotta-do-while-he-still-can-paperback","title":"Die Happy: 499 Things Every Guy's Gotta Do While He Still Can - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eTim Burke\u003c\/b\u003e (Author), \u003cb\u003eMichael Burke\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAttention, guys of America: It's time to get off the couch, turn off the PlayStation, and set down your beer (just kidding--\u003ci\u003enever\u003c\/i\u003e set down your beer). Your days of freedom are numbered. Every guy owes it to himself to do something audacious, ostentatious, hilarious, or just plain fun before it's too late. The time is now for the kinds of things that will be decidedly against the rules after you settle down. \u003ci\u003eDie Happy\u003c\/i\u003e is here to help you create the kind of stories you'll be telling for the rest of your life. Stories about things like: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e- How you spent your graduation cash: You start at Oktoberfest in Munich and wake up on a Thai beach (which is totally what your Aunt Edith had in mind). From Fantasy Fest to La Tomatina, here's a breakdown of the wildest parties and the craziest worldwide destinations.\u003cbr\u003e- The best places to, ahem, \u003ci\u003eexplore other cultures\u003c\/i\u003e (or whatever): Corfu's Pink Palace. Ireland's pubs. Amsterdam's Red Light District. Ibiza. Plus plenty of other fascinating events and locales, many of which also happen to serve booze.\u003cbr\u003e- Getting a job (don't worry, not a \u003ci\u003ereal\u003c\/i\u003e job): Jet Ski guy. Cruise ship bartender. Casino dealer. Lifeguard. Roadie. Where and how to earn the money to subsidize your fun, usually in some exotic location full of very friendly women. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAt once a How To, a To Do, and a We Did, \u003ci\u003eDie Happy\u003c\/i\u003e contains all the ideas, checklists, and insanely funny true stories you'll need to help you have as much fun as possible--while you still can.\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBrothers Tim Burke and Michael Burke both work in advertising and live in Chicago. Tim has settled down and is getting more responsible by the minute (which is lucky for his wife and son), while Michael is living it up and working on a lifetime's worth of wild memories. He regularly uses them to taunt his brother.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 288\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.73 x 8.26 x 5.68 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIllustrated:\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e May 02, 2006\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52793407111475,"sku":"9780312356200","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0300\/5595\/6612\/files\/UlZnZFZlbEwzbjhqWVZRZnpFeXVCQT09.webp?v=1764763143","url":"https:\/\/www.vysn.com\/en-ca\/products\/die-happy-499-things-every-guys-gotta-do-while-he-still-can-paperback","provider":"VYSN","version":"1.0","type":"link"}