{"product_id":"diary-of-a-crazy-white-woman-paperback","title":"Diary of a Crazy White Woman - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eShirley Johnson Schmuck\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShe left Nebraska for Georgia, and she's never quite recovered.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen Lana's husband relocates them south for his job, she trades fifty years of familiar cornfields for kudzu, copperheads, and neighbors who say \"y'all\" like it's a love language. She didn't ask for any of it -- the lizards in the closet, the runaway van that takes out the rose bush, the rescue dogs who treat mud puddles like a personal spa day. But somehow, it's all hers now.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTold in a series of laugh-out-loud, warmly self-deprecating true stories pulled straight from her wildly popular blog, this is the diary of a woman who never stopped being a little bit \"crazy\" -- crazy about her exasperating, lovable husband; crazy about the misfit dogs nobody else wanted; and crazy enough to believe that faith, friendship, and a good sense of humor can get you through just about anything, including your nosy neighbors watching the whole thing unfold.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEqual parts hilarious and heartfelt, this collection is for anyone who has ever felt like a fish out of water, loved someone impossible, or laughed so hard at their own life they cried a little too.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGrab a cup of coffee, settle in, and get ready to feel a little less alone in your own beautiful chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 72\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.17 x 7 x 5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e August 27, 2026\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67840880083251,"sku":"9798903080588","price":22.07,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0300\/5595\/6612\/files\/VyTLLVySpG9798903080588.webp?v=1793396884","url":"https:\/\/www.vysn.com\/en-ca\/products\/diary-of-a-crazy-white-woman-paperback","provider":"VYSN","version":"1.0","type":"link"}