{"product_id":"deadpools-affirmations-feel-yourself-to-heal-yourself-hardcover","title":"Deadpool's Affirmations: Feel Yourself to Heal Yourself - Hardcover","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eRob Kutner\u003c\/b\u003e (Author), \u003cb\u003eMarvel\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eDeadpool's Affirmations \u003c\/i\u003ewill make you laugh, want to kick a$$, and wonder whether you should have asked Wolverine for advice instead.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eI know what you are thinking: \"Why would I take life advice from a mouthy merc in red spandex who treats villains like human piñatas?\" Fair question! Here's the thing--who better to teach you how to live than someone who PHYSICALLY CANNOT DIE? (Except a little on the inside when I see cute kittens.) I'm like a self-healing fortune cookie with katanas and a spectacular a$$. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAnd if I can find meaning in an immortal life filled with endless injury and an internal monologue that never shuts up, I can definitely help your delightfully temporary self find purpose! Also, Wolverine is busy. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eSeriously though, buy this book. It has adorable illustrations of yours truly. And I have a chimichanga habit to feed.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eComedy writer \u003cb\u003eRob Kutner\u003c\/b\u003e has won five Emmys, a Peabody, a TCA, and a Grammy writing for such shows as \u003ci\u003eConan\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eThe Daily Show with Jon Stewart\u003c\/i\u003e. He is the author of the satirical end-of-times bestseller \u003ci\u003eApocalypse How: Turn the End Times into the Best of Times!; The Future According to Me; \u003c\/i\u003ethe horror-comedy\u003ci\u003e Snot Goblins and Other Tasteless Tales\u003c\/i\u003e, and \u003ci\u003eLook Out For The Little Guy\u003c\/i\u003e, the in-universe memoir of Scott \"Ant-Man\" Lang.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 80\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.6 x 8.2 x 6.2 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e October 28, 2025\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52647126991155,"sku":"9780593984819","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0300\/5595\/6612\/files\/8iLL7swHIJ9780593984819.webp?v=1762429148","url":"https:\/\/www.vysn.com\/en-ca\/products\/deadpools-affirmations-feel-yourself-to-heal-yourself-hardcover","provider":"VYSN","version":"1.0","type":"link"}