{"product_id":"crimeucopia-a-coterie-of-dicks-paperback-1","title":"Crimeucopia - A Coterie Of Dicks - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eVarious Authors\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's a Hell of a Job, But Someone Has to Do It\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAt the corner of No Hope \u0026amp; Vine, I stopped at the entrance to the Crimeucopia-cabana Club. Let's face it, with that amount of neon lettering, it was hard to miss. Inside the foyer I checked my hat with the hatcheck girl. She confirmed it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Yeah, that's definitely a hat.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAs she walked to the back of her cubicle and put it on a shelf, I thought: \u003cem\u003eNice Gams\u003c\/em\u003e. True, it was an odd name for a broad-but then, her father \u003cem\u003ewas\u003c\/em\u003e from Neu Joy-zee.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eInside, I stood by the barroom entrance and looked around. It was an old Dinner \u0026amp; Dance joint that had been booked for what looked like a strange social club get-together.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThere was a bunch of new Club members, mixed in with a collection of old faces.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eJon Matthew Farber, Dan Leicht, Daniel C. Bartlett, Rod A. White, Jim Guigli, J.W. Wood, M.E. Proctor, Russell Epp-Leppel, Matt McGee, Robb White, Glenn Francis Faelnar, Josh Pachter, Jon Fain, Gerald Elias, Ron Clyburn, Michael Wiley\u003c\/em\u003e and \u003cem\u003eMark Coggins\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHmmm. Best to remind the barman that this was a strictly cash-only affair, as some of them were already running tabs the size of \u003cem\u003eWar \u0026amp; Peace\u003c\/em\u003e. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI checked the room one last time, then decided my blood pressure would be better off if I headed back to my office.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOutside the club I paused to put on my hat. Over the opposite side of the street was the imposing Gothic style MIP Towers Central Library. The sign in the massive window by the open front door read: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cem\u003eYou never know what you like until you come in and read it.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cp\u003eI nodded in agreement. \u003cem\u003eWith writers like these, you sure as Hell don't\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAs I turned to start walking back to my office, a 6ft 6 basso profundo voice from the shadows said, \"Goodnight, boss.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI smiled. \"Goodnight, Louie. Clear 'em all out and get the place locked up by 6. We're running a nightclub here, not a flop house.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThree blocks later a punk stopped me on the street. He said, \"You got a light, Mac?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI said, \"No, but I've got a dark brown overcoat.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 288\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.65 x 9 x 6 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e March 10, 2026\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53146244612403,"sku":"9781909498761","price":26.42,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0300\/5595\/6612\/files\/OgxxyDE0gY9781909498761_ca1e891d-a17c-4066-99da-4db31c18e071.webp?v=1773863895","url":"https:\/\/www.vysn.com\/en-ca\/products\/crimeucopia-a-coterie-of-dicks-paperback-1","provider":"VYSN","version":"1.0","type":"link"}