{"product_id":"changing-lanes-a-compilation-of-short-stories-paperback","title":"Changing Lanes: A Compilation of Short Stories - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eHorizon Gitano\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis, the second collection of short stories from Horizon Gitano, is evidence of his inexhaustible imagination and weirdness. Full of extremes - from friendly rivalry gone way too far to inappropriate assumptions about standards of beauty and love - these stories and accompanying illustrations will challenge you until you want to puke or have someone committed (perhaps yourself, the author, someone next to you...). Beware, the series continues\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eGrowing up was never easy for me. I mean one day I was happily peeing in my own drawers, the next my voice was changing. All the time being raised by a knife-wielding maniac with a pack of wild dogs. Perhaps that's why I'm still so immature. Rather than growing my outlook on life and accepting things as they are, I simply became more verbal about my own infantile view of the world and how things \"should be.\" Maybe that's why I still hand write nasty notes to the IRS on the rare occasion that I actually fill out income tax forms. Of course, in my own defense, I can honestly say that \"big brother\" has his \"big head\" stuck up his \"big ass\" fairly often. Like in the case of a parent wanting to avoid having to appear in person at the US Embassy to renew a child's passport: you have to go to the embassy to notarize the form saying that you can't make it to the embassy. (NOTE: Yes, I'm a US citizen, and, yes, I reside overseas). Joseph Heller would be proud. I'm not un-American (despite the best efforts of the government), but some time you just gotta say \"WTF?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 68\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.14 x 9.02 x 5.98 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e June 05, 2015\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52534880567603,"sku":"9781502344908","price":19.83,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0300\/5595\/6612\/files\/SjJpRXpJK20yRzZlUEdUUFdmVW5sZz09.webp?v=1760763516","url":"https:\/\/www.vysn.com\/en-ca\/products\/changing-lanes-a-compilation-of-short-stories-paperback","provider":"VYSN","version":"1.0","type":"link"}