{"product_id":"buds-paperback","title":"Buds - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eJames H. Longmore\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"The love child of an 80's monster movie and a serial killer's wet dream.\"\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWildus Guidry, amateur scientist extraordinaire, invents time travel. To his bitter disappointment, he discovers his device only transports him mere fractions of a second into the past. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eInhabiting the new, alternate world of that fractional past is a variation of Homo sapiens that reproduce asexually by budding and uses sex only as a recreational pastime and as a means of feeding. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDisappointed by his discovery, Guidry and his entrepreneurial girlfriend decide to bring back some of the Buds and open the world's most bizarre and exclusive brothel - the Buds' unique appearance as grotesquely erotic conjoined twins, triplets, quadruplets (and more!) prove to be incredibly popular amongst the brothel's elite clientele. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOf course, all goes terribly wrong as the Buds turn out to be not as benign as first thought, and chaos and the end of the world ensues. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBuds is a unique, sexy take on the popular time travel trope, and a must for all lovers of conjoined twin tales. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eErotic, at times brutal and disturbing, Buds is a story told with lashings of dark humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 138\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.32 x 8 x 5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e February 08, 2021\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54052479271219,"sku":"9781953905086","price":24.53,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0300\/5595\/6612\/files\/2WCovJkRLz9781953905086.webp?v=1789007766","url":"https:\/\/www.vysn.com\/en-ca\/products\/buds-paperback","provider":"VYSN","version":"1.0","type":"link"}