{"product_id":"bite-me-a-love-story-paperback","title":"Bite Me: A Love Story - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eChristopher Moore\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Christopher Moore is a very sick man, in the very best sense of the word.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e--Carl Hiaasen\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe undead rise again in \u003cem\u003eBite Me, \u003c\/em\u003ethe third book in \u003cem\u003eNew York Times \u003c\/em\u003ebestselling author Christopher Moore's wonderfully twisted vampire saga. Joining his farcical gems \u003cem\u003eBloodsucking Fiends \u003c\/em\u003eand\u003cem\u003e You Suck, \u003c\/em\u003eMoore's latest in continuing story of young, urban, nosferatu style love, is no \u003cem\u003eTwilight\u003c\/em\u003e--but rather a tsunami of the irresistible outrageousness that has earned him the appellation, \"Stephen King with a whoopee cushion and a double-espresso imagination\" from the \u003cem\u003eAtlanta Journal-Constitution \u003c\/em\u003eand inspired Denver's \u003cem\u003eRocky Mountain News \u003c\/em\u003eto declare him, \"the 21st century's best satirist.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFront Jacket\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe city of San Francisco is being stalked by a huge shaved vampyre cat named Chet, and only I, Abby Normal, and my manga-haired love monkey stand between the ravenous monster and a bloody massacre of the general public. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhoa. And this is a \u003cem\u003elove\u003c\/em\u003e story? \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYup. 'Cept there's no whining. But there is everybody's favorite undead couple, Tommy and Jody, who've just escaped from imprisonment in a bronze statue. And now that they're out they've joined forces with Abby, her boyfriend Steve, the frozen-turkey-bowling Safeway crew, the Emperor of San Francisco and his trusty dogs Lazarus and Bummer, gay Goth guy Jared, and SF's finest Cavuto and Rivera to hunt big cat and save the city. Really.\u003c\/p\u003e--Florida Times-Union on BITE ME\u003ch3\u003eBack Jacket\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe city of San Francisco is being stalked by a huge shaved vampyre cat named Chet, and only I, Abby Normal, and my manga-haired love monkey stand between the ravenous monster and a bloody massacre of the general public. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhoa. And this is a \u003cem\u003elove\u003c\/em\u003e story? \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYup. 'Cept there's no whining. But there is everybody's favorite undead couple, Tommy and Jody, who've just escaped from imprisonment in a bronze statue. And now that they're out they've joined forces with Abby, her boyfriend Steve, the frozen-turkey-bowling Safeway crew, the Emperor of San Francisco and his trusty dogs Lazarus and Bummer, gay Goth guy Jared, and SF's finest Cavuto and Rivera to hunt big cat and save the city. Really.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 352\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.84 x 7.98 x 5.39 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e March 08, 2011\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52567512875315,"sku":"9780061779732","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0300\/5595\/6612\/files\/PmadrBJA139780061779732.webp?v=1761328389","url":"https:\/\/www.vysn.com\/en-ca\/products\/bite-me-a-love-story-paperback","provider":"VYSN","version":"1.0","type":"link"}