{"product_id":"ballrooms-and-ugly-poodles-semi-tall-tales-of-a-palm-beach-waitress-paperback","title":"Ballrooms and Ugly Poodles: Semi-Tall Tales of a Palm Beach Waitress - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eKatie Schnack\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEver wonder what goes on behind the scenes of the world's ritziest hotels? From dumping coffee on a white silk Gucci gown, witnessing creepy political scandals to fending off crazed-sometimes naked-socialites, one thing is for sure: it is anything but a typical college job. Ballrooms and Ugly Poodles: Semi-Tall Tales of a Palm Beach Waitress is a collection of humorous stories inspired by the author's adventures working at a five-diamond historic hotel on the shores of Palm Beach, Florida-a far cry from her humble Midwestern upbringing. The stories paint a hilarious picture of what it is like serving some of America's richest and most powerful, all while wearing Kmart loafers and a used polyester tuxedo. A true behind-the-scenes look at the glitz and glamour of Palm Beach, this book may make you pee with laughter, while also providing a unique and rarely seen perspective of the excessively wealthy. But mostly just make you pee with laughter.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eKatie Schnack is a writer and literary publicist based out of Austin, Texas. Born and raised in Minnesota, she now spends her days making fun of southern accents, eating queso and watching her husband act in plays. She thinks it is annoying when people mention their pets in their bio, but she doesn't know what else to include so... she has two cats. For more information please visit katieschnack.com or send her a tweet at @katieschnack.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 204\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.47 x 9.02 x 5.98 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e January 11, 2013\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53281851932979,"sku":"9780615699370","price":23.16,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0300\/5595\/6612\/files\/y1SGvX8yj89780615699370.webp?v=1776934259","url":"https:\/\/www.vysn.com\/en-ca\/products\/ballrooms-and-ugly-poodles-semi-tall-tales-of-a-palm-beach-waitress-paperback","provider":"VYSN","version":"1.0","type":"link"}