{"product_id":"acracknophobia-the-sid-tillsley-chronicles-book-three-paperback","title":"Acracknophobia: The Sid Tillsley Chronicles - Book Three - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eM. J. Jackman\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor Sid Tillsley, the end is near... \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e When Sid Tillsley, the most prolific and lethal vampire hunter the world has ever known, cancels his subscription to \"Tits\" magazine, Middlesbrough locals know that something isn't right in the world. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e And that's an understatement... \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e The vampire nation is ready to launch an assault on society. The Coalition, a council of vampires and humans whose purpose is to hide the existence of the creatures of the night, are almost powerless to stop them. They have one hope, not a person, but a molecule: Haemo, a drug that suppresses the vampire's need to feed. If Haemo doesn't work and the vampires take to the streets, life will never be the same again, and a new barbaric, violent age will devour mankind. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Unfortunately, Sid cannot be called upon, for Sid has landed himself a legitimate job, is paying taxes, has stopped smoking and drinking, and hasn't had a kebab in over a month! \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e But why? How? What could possibly change a Northern man so set in his ways? \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Vampires could never be so cruel. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Such devilry, such wickedness, can only be the work of...womenfolk. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \"\"Not even the most teeth-sharpened vampire aficionado will be able to guess how this one ends. I commend this book to all readers of both humour and vampire genres. Enjoy.\"\" -Geoff Nelder, Cafe Doom \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e 2nd Edition - the series has been revised and rewritten as of Sept 2014\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 294\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.66 x 9 x 6 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIllustrated:\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e September 14, 2014\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53146625081651,"sku":"9780990565567","price":33.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0300\/5595\/6612\/files\/szu-Pii9LD9780990565567.webp?v=1773868541","url":"https:\/\/www.vysn.com\/en-ca\/products\/acracknophobia-the-sid-tillsley-chronicles-book-three-paperback","provider":"VYSN","version":"1.0","type":"link"}